Statistic Fraud (Claim now!) (Totally not a scam or a joke!)

[Multiuniverse]

Did you know that research says that 87% of statistics online are false, often categorised by messages such as "research says", "statistically" and "did you know that"

It's true, and it's called Statistic Fraud, and statistically you have a 72% chance to be a victim of it!

If you ever came across an unverified statistic or suspicious block of statistic lined text you can report and sue the writer for Statistic Fraud! But lawyers are, 93% of the time, unwilling to represent you because there is a low 21% win rate and they only get a mere 18% got commission!

At HamiLion-Gerbil group we are experts at Statistic Fraud. Records show that we win 96% of statistic fraud cases we take on. So if you think you are affected by Statistic Fraud contact us at https://www.HamiLion-Gerbil.co.uk today.

Disclaimer: For dense people this is a joke. Don't ban me plz

[yauaustin202]

this is too big brain IQ for me

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[mdb1023]