Assassinate the person above!

[QnSb]

no w

That's also my defense

[Unfairness]

[Reverse Card]

I play dead

[greenrabbit7]

Ah, shoot, a dead body. Welp, time to dispose of the evidence. Into the incinerator with you.

I take a hostage

[Jackparrot]

Ah, shoot, a dead body. Welp, time to dispose of the evidence. Into the incinerator with you.

I take a hostage

I release the hostage, who in turn, kills you.

I become Pestilence, horseman of the apocalypse!

[Chemist1422]

I reveal as mayor and lynch you.

I get a bodyguard on me.

[Stiersquid]

I roleblock the bodyguard.

I create a robot that kills anyone within a 100 kms of me.

[Jackparrot]

The robot then kills you

I drop a bomb on the robot, destroying him.

I become superman

[Chemist1422]

I stab you with a kryptonite sword
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I run forward in time.

[Descender]

We are all going foward in time, that is called aging, so you just die of old age.


I have a cult called Order 7.

[ARandomDouche]

I'm a part of the Order 7 and when you least expect it, I stab you with a sacrficial knife.

After sacrificing Helicooler, I get increased regeneration, so stabbing would be ineffective as I'll just heal the wound and the blood lost.

[Rakspak]

.ill persuade you into drinking a champagne which i have secretly poisoned with the poison from the movie "spy" and so your neck is dissolved away

ill take doom guy as my bodyguard

[greenrabbit7]

I tie a noose around your neck and hang you. As this can kill pestilence, nooses can destroy even god.

I protect myself by surrounding myself with nooses.

[KarlBowers]

I grabbed my chainsaw and cut all of the nooses. And I killed you using my chainsaw.
Now I will protect myself with my chainsaw.

[Chemist1422]

I short-circuit your chainsaw so it explodes in your face.

I now teleport to a hidden cavern guarded by many perils

[sunfirejr]

The Cavern has a cave in

I drink an immortality potion

[Groupsbloxcity]

This is going to sound ridiculous but I had no better idea:

I pay the the best potion brewer in the entire world - "The Potion Master" to brew a potion that will make you mortal again and poison yourself and inject it to your back without you looking.

Now i'm just a random bankrupt person sleeping in an aprtment building.

Don't know why I poisoned a randon person in the first place, neither do I know how to think at all.

Do whatever you want with me...i'm just wasted in home.

[Chemist1422]

I use the correct element to break your barrier.

I travel across time

[Andrej3]

i create a robot that shoots lasers and create a time machine for it to get you and i summon a magical forcefield around me

[MoustachioMario]

I make their force field shrink until Andrej3 is trapped in a little tiny cube. Andrej3 is dead.

I set a trap around me that cant be disarmed.

[greenrabbit7]

Disarming traps is for weenies. Instead, I send an army after you. Thousands are slaughtered from bear traps, rope swings and flailing axes, but as soon as all the traps have been used and every single one of my army members are dead, I hand you a flaming sword. We have a duel to the death over the mountain of corpses from your traps, and I start to lose, but I manage to get the advantage by stabbing the mountain with the flaming sword and getting on your back to avoid being burned. You tried to stab me, but were too distracted from being burned alive. Although I, too, was burned... I assassinated you.

I equip a thimble

[MoustachioMario]

Disarming traps is for weenies. Instead, I send an army after you. Thousands are slaughtered from bear traps, rope swings and flailing axes, but as soon as all the traps have been used and every single one of my army members are dead, I hand you a flaming sword. We have a duel to the death over the mountain of corpses from your traps, and I start to lose, but I manage to get the advantage by stabbing the mountain with the flaming sword and getting on your back to avoid being burned. You tried to stab me, but were too distracted from being burned alive. Although I, too, was burned... I assassinated you.

I equip a thimble

You were staring at your thimble as you trip into a hole full of spikes.

I send my army that looks like me in to surround me, so you do not know which one is the real me.

[TheLukundo]

Disarming traps is for weenies. Instead, I send an army after you. Thousands are slaughtered from bear traps, rope swings and flailing axes, but as soon as all the traps have been used and every single one of my army members are dead, I hand you a flaming sword. We have a duel to the death over the mountain of corpses from your traps, and I start to lose, but I manage to get the advantage by stabbing the mountain with the flaming sword and getting on your back to avoid being burned. You tried to stab me, but were too distracted from being burned alive. Although I, too, was burned... I assassinated you.

I equip a thimble

You were staring at your thimble as you trip into a hole full of spikes.

I send my army that looks like me in to surround me, so you do not know which one is the real me.

I nuke the whole army destroying everything there meaning both you and your clones were obliterated.

I turn into Pestilence, Horseman of the Apocalypse

[MoustachioMario]

You get lynched

I turn myself into a jester who is in jail while the jailor has no executions left.

[TheLukundo]

You get lynched

I turn myself into a jester who is in jail while the jailor has no executions left.

I already had you doused so I just ignite

I turn into one of the game devs allowing myself to delete way to kill me.

[MoustachioMario]

Objection!

I have unstoppable defense while in jail

(You die because me and the jailor lynch you)

I am still alive
The jailor jails me tonight. He has no executions left. I am still a jester.