Assassinate the person above!

[greenrabbit7]

Rules:
1. Follow fourm rules
2. You MUST kill the person, by any means nessesary.
3. After you kill someone, you must state how you will defend yourself.

Example:

Player a: I stab Kingoftherocks in the heart with a mallet, and then defend myself by waving my mallet around!
Player b: I use a flamethrower to burn the mallet and player A, and then defend myself by hidin in a bush
Player c: i stab player b and become invincible

Don’t do what Player c did.

To start:

I defend myself with a really, really big shield.

[Gobln]

*use superior speed to dash behind big shield, stabbing you in the back*

I now dig a hole, and use the shield to cover myself in the ground.

[greenrabbit7]

I lift the shield up and pour hot tar into the hole.

I fly away to another country and change my name and face

[QnSb]

You didn't change your religion, race, sex, gender, sexuality, culture, and most importantly... your FORUM NAME! Sooooo I can still track you down and stab you in the heart.

I use Kagrenac's tools on the Heart of Lorkhan to make it revive me when I die.

[Chemist1422]

I just stab you again

I get a Life Shield

[QnSb]

I summon an Ironbeak Owl to silence the shield. Then, for originality, I stab you.

I die, but I'm alive in hell now.

[Stiersquid]

I hired a group of demons to kill you in hell.

I equip an unbreakable forcefield.

[Chemist1422]

I dig under the forcefield and beat you to death with my shovel.

I equip a thunder shield.

[Stiersquid]

I splash water on your thunder shield making it so that the electricity kills you.

I hire the best bodyguards there are to protect me.

[QnSb]

I'm one of them
I decide you don't pay me enough
The others agree
We turn on you
You're dead

I phase out of existence

[yauaustin202]

You no longer exist, as such, you're dead.

I upload myself into the web

[Stiersquid]

I upload a bot that deletes every copy of you into the web.

I go to space so no one can reach me.

[QnSb]

You can't breathe so I don't even have to assassinate you.

I use Ant-Man's suit to go subatomic

[Stiersquid]

I squash you.

I brought air with me. Try again.

[greenrabbit7]

I brought a plant! I have air too, and you feel embarrassed that you have nothing so you die!

I curl up into a ball and cry

[TheLukundo]

I play conkers with you and a wrecking ball, I won.

I sit in my reinforced machine sipping tea.

[Stiersquid]

I unscrew a few screws in it and the machine collapses crushimg you in it.

I keep constantly teleporting away.

[QnSb]

I dig a hole, fill it with lava, and wait until you teleport into it and burn to death.

I drink a potion that makes me immune to fire and hide in that same hole (after throwing your corpse out).

[greenrabbit7]

You're immune to fire. Too bad magma isn't fire.

I laugh at QnSb's dead body, making me have higher morale.

[QnSb]

I tap your shoulder
You turn around
You see me
You stop laughing
Your morale lowers
Stab

I drink the correct potion now and hide in the hole again

[Chemist1422]

Block off the top so you run out of air.

Turn into a ghost and become incorporeal.
(you can't say I'm already dead, I wasn't assassinated)

[greenrabbit7]

Spoiler: Ghostbusters...
If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood
Who ya gonna call (ghostbusters)
If it's somethin' weird an it won't look good
Who ya gonna call (ghostbusters)

I ain't afraid a no ghost
I ain't afraid a no ghost
If you're seein' things runnin' thru your head
Who can you call (ghostbusters)
An' invisible man sleepin' in your bed
Oh who ya gonna call (ghostbusters)
I ain't afraid a no ghost
I ain't afraid a no ghost
Who ya gonna call (ghostbusters)
If you're all alone pick up the phone
An call (ghostbusters)

I ain't afraid a no ghost
I hear it likes the girls
I ain't afraid a no ghost
Who you gonna call (ghostbusters)
Mm... if you've had a dose
Of a freaky ghost baby
You better call ghostbusters
Bustin' makes me feel good
I ain't afraid a no ghosts

Don't get caught alone oh no... ghostbuster
When he comes through your door
Unless you've just got some more
I think you better call ghostbusters
Ooh... who you gonna call (ghostbusters)
Who you gonna call (ghostbusters)
Ah, I think you better call (ghostbusters)

I can't hear you... (ghostbusters)
Who you gonna call (ghostbusters)
Louder ghostbusters
Who you gonna call (ghostbusters)
Who you can call ghostbusters... (till fade)

I equip a thimble.

[Gobln]

I take the Thanos gauntlet and snap you away.


I remove the gauntlet and stand in the middle of an open field, completely defenseless.

[QnSb]

I summon a meteor

Note that it doesn't fall from the sky. I summon it on the ground, but it has a you-shaped hollowed out part in the middle. You're in there now. You suffocate.

I hide behind a painting of the next poster

[0verki11]

I summon a meteor

Note that it doesn't fall from the sky. I summon it on the ground, but it has a you-shaped hollowed out part in the middle. You're in there now. You suffocate.

I hide behind a painting of the next poster

I set the paintings on fire.
I say 'No U'