Game of Nations

[MoustachioMario]

I kill the country of Westsea

[Perunasose]

Hello again: Now that it's Saturday, I'll (try to) revive this game.
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I kill the country of Westsea

Well, good luck in jail if you dare to try.

Does my security footage from that town show anything?

All the security cameras were burnt.

(Also, will there be currency exchange rates that we can set?)

You can have your own currency, and as of the beginning of the game, you can set it to whatever exchange rate you want, but it will change with the events of the game.

Can anonymous actions be done by the NPC terrorist groups? It would make sense because Events are usually for natural things

NPC events will be done by forces that the players can't control. Anonymous events will be done by players. I might blend them together by not telling whether an event is NPC or anonymous, though.

Can you make a camera that is immune to fire?

You can make anything that's possible to do irl right now, but you have to take expenses, materials, etc. to account.

[BRVR]

/kidnap more frogs, but make sure I don't kidnap all the frogs. We might hate them but we don't want to make them extinct.

[Bluedetroyer]

... I try to find Mario to bring him in for questioning

[greenrabbit7]

Wormville sends mario a letter.

It reads:

get over here

It is in worm language, however.

[Bluedetroyer]

Wormville sends mario a letter.

It reads:

get over here

It is in worm language, however.

You do know we have no idea where your "country" is right?

[greenrabbit7]

Wormville sends mario a letter.

It reads:

get over here

It is in worm language, however.

You do know we have no idea where your "country" is right?

he can take a s p i r i t u a l j o u r n e y

[BRVR]

uhm
/send brainwashed frogs to find the location of the worm country. send the frog with a message that tells them if they wish to be friends all they have to do is ask.

[Bluedetroyer]

/ask the GU to give Derpia the title of derpiest country

[BRVR]

/accept the derpiest country award

[Bluedetroyer]

You sent brainwashed frogs, to find a mound of mud, to ask some worms, to be friends

[BRVR]

You sent brainwashed frogs, to find a mound of mud, to ask some worms, to be friends

Yeah!
Did I do something wrong?

[Bluedetroyer]

You sent brainwashed frogs, to find a mound of mud, to ask some worms, to be friends

Yeah!
Did I do something wrong?

No, you did something derpy

[BRVR]

You sent brainwashed frogs, to find a mound of mud, to ask some worms, to be friends

Yeah!
Did I do something wrong?

No, you did something derpy

Perfect!

[greenrabbit7]

uhm
/send brainwashed frogs to find the location of the worm country. send the frog with a message that tells them if they wish to be friends all they have to do is ask.

I un brainwash the frogs and begin to slowly suck them into the religion and polotics of our culture. After years and years of training, I then bring frogs bearing our nation's colors proudly, coming to your kingdom with a single message:

"k"

[BRVR]

but after a few days of them not coming back i forget all about the worm country and assume the frogs died.

[greenrabbit7]

Fuck.

[Perunasose]

Wormville consists of Mexico and Columbia afaik, since that's what it said in greenrabbit's signup post. Or is it just a random pile of mud somewhere in Mexico or Columbia?
Also, you don't need to use the /-symbol to do stuff.
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/ask the GU to give Derpia the title of derpiest country

Westsea seconds this.
Westsea also suggests a vote about the secretary-general of GU, as well as where the headquarters will be (with the outcome of the votes randomized with random.org).
Westsea's prime minister Leonard Boatsman runs for the secretary-general.
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Edit: Since I allowed making a second country, I'll make a rival for Westsea:
Name: Eastsea (Democratic Republic of Eastsea)
Government: one-party totalitarian dictatorship
Monarch/president: Joseph Atlantic
Population: ~75 million, a little less than in Westsea
Capital: Atlantic (~3 million people)
Location: Turkey, Greece, Bulgaria, Macedonia, Albania, Kosovo, Serbia, Romania
Military: ~3 million during peace
Brief description/background: Westsea and Eastsea have been rivals since the medieval times, with many wars fought between the two. After the second world war happened during the mid-early 1900's, Westsea tried to take a more pacifistic approach to the politics, while the government of Eastsea was overthrown by Frans "Killer" Whale, who was dissatisfied with the loss in the war, and quickly turned the country into a nazi dictatorship. The people of Eastsea don't have a freedom of speech, nor any rights, really. The dictator of Eastsea, Joseph Atlantic, also targets minorities, most notable being westseans.

[Bluedetroyer]

Did I have any luck finding Mario?

[Perunasose]

Did I have any luck finding Mario?

Well, you can PM me where you looked from, and Mario can PM me his location. Atm idk
Also, link to the map is now on the starting post!

[Bluedetroyer]

GU may I have permission to search Hawaii for Mario as I have evidence that he burned the town down.

[Perunasose]

GU may I have permission to search Hawaii for Mario as I have evidence that he burned the town down.

If your evidence is good enough, then it's a yes from Westsea.
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Eastsea declares war on Westsea out of nowhere.

[Bluedetroyer]

1. He was in the Bluelandia during that time.
2. We have confirmed it was another nation.
3. They have been pretty aggressive, trying to steal from Derpia and threatening Westia

[Perunasose]

1. He was in the Bluelandia during that time.
2. We have confirmed it was another nation.
3. They have been pretty aggressive, trying to steal from Derpia and threatening Westia

In Westsea's opinion, the proof isn't enough, but there's still Derpia, which's response we should wait for.

[Bluedetroyer]

Also he was trying to be sneaky